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Liberals passed a bill to change this fish’s name because it is “hurtful” and “offensive”


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Because banning names is all the rage with liberals these days, I thought I would remind you of this little gem from a couple months ago.

From Breitbart:

The Minnesota Senate approved John Hoffman’s (D-MN) bill to change the name “Asian carp” so called because the species originates from Asia, to “invasive carp”. Since Asian carp were introduced in the U.S. in the 1970′s, the fish have spread to dozens of states causing destruction in the delicate ecosystems of the waterways.

U.S. Army Corps of Engineers have been fighting off the most invasive species, the black carp from China, the Silver carp from Vietnam, and Grass carp from China from spreading into the Great Lakes were the fish could do massive damage the regions fishing industry. While arguing his case on the Senate floor, Hoffman said that referring to the fish as “Asian” was hurtful to some people

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  • Caleb

    Wow, this is what our leaders are focused on? It’s sad that we have more pressing issues but people are getting offended at the word “Asian”. This is ridiculous, Asian simply means from Asia, how are people getting butthurt over that?

    • Jamal Washington Jr.

      Not leaders anymore dude, they are now our masters, our ocer-lords, our jailers, our oppressors, our robber barons … Our destroyers of all things good and decent.

    • Their Grandma

      At least they aren’t harping about the Redskins. Maybe they should change the name to the Washington Asshats. Or maybe Washington Douche Canoes??

      • Jess

        I find the name “Washington” offensive.

  • Danae Summers

    I love how instead of trying to actually solve problems, politicians do asinine things like this to take the heat off of themselves for being whiny little babies who refuse to even try to compromise with the “evil other side.” What a freaking joke.

    • Maurice Yoder

      They don’t know how to solve the problems. they only know how to create them. This is how they get our minds off of the real problems. They create a diversion, so we will forget the real problems. They are in for a surprise.

  • DeniseVB
    • Yomomma

      You win best in show for this one

    • John Best

      D’oh! That was a good one.

    • Donna Moll

      Actually, raccoons should be taking to the streets with protest signs . . . .

    • Dave Landry

      that could offensive to the hound!…lol

  • David Pickett

    Dont they have better things to do?

  • Shiner

    This coming from a guy living where there football team is called the Vikings. Sounds like a gang name I think after the Packers change their name because it up sets the LBGT groups then the Vikings name has to go. Maybe call them the Carps.

    • http://hummmhallelujah.tumblr.com/ Emily Elizabeth Day

      You do know the Vikings were actual people right..

      • MCameron

        So were Asians…

      • Jermany Ash

        VIKINGS WERE FAKE — YOUR NOT A VIKING ITS JUST SOMTHING YOUR READ IN A BOOK. LOOK AT HOW LITTLE AND SCRAWNY YOU ARE… VIKINGS LOOK LIKE RED NECK HILL BILLIES FROM A TRAILOR PARK..

        • http://hummmhallelujah.tumblr.com/ Emily Elizabeth Day

          You’re an idiot. In regards t your first comment which seems to have been deleted, my momma didn’t graduate until 1992, she wasn’t brought up around all that racism. And her momma before her? Waitressed in her family’s non-discriminatory restaurant in the late ’50s as a teen, because her aunt Willie, the owner, figured money was money regardless of skin color, and supposedly said something along the lines of, “I ain’t buying none o’ that ‘white vs. color’ mess. Were any of my other ancestors racist white slave owners? Probably, but I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about that at this point except do my best to be a decent person in this world.

        • http://hummmhallelujah.tumblr.com/ Emily Elizabeth Day

          In regards to your second comment, you’re an idiot. The Vikings were all over the Scandinavian region like a thousand years ago, you can read about the history of their culture very easily if you know how to do any basic research. Also, I never claimed to be a Viking. You’re such an idiot.

          I forgot to mention, about your first comment, I’m not descended from Germans through any line of my family tree, so you can just stop right there with that. I am however mostly descended from the Scottish, and through them, the Picts, who were a lot cooler than the Vikings in my opinion.

      • Jermany Ash

        WE NEED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS PAPER TO THEYOUNG RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVES — YOU KNOW YOUR MOMMA WAS AGAINST
        MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, JFK, AND OTHER OTHERS WHO SUPPPORTED
        EQUAL RIGHTS. THE NAME SUITES YOUR MOMMY, DADDY, AND NOW YOU — THE
        YOUNG “””RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVE “””. YOU AND PARENTS DON’T SUPPORT
        THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION WITH “EQUAL RIGHTS” SO GO BACK TO GERMANY YOU
        RACIST BIGOTS……. PLAIN AND SIMPLE BE REAL, AND EMPIRICAL…..

        • http://hummmhallelujah.tumblr.com/ Emily Elizabeth Day

          You’re an idiot. My momma didn’t graduate high school until 1992, she’s never had any problem with anyone based on skin color. And her momma before her? Waitressed in her family’s non-discriminatory restaurant as a teenager, because her aunt Willie, the owner, said “Money’s money, skin color ain’t got nothin’ to do with it” and she wasn’t “havin’ any o’ that mess”.

    • Donna Moll

      I’m surprised the Packers are allowed to keep their name in this gun-control-crazy atmosphere.

  • joscefi

    If “Invasive” is less hurtful and offensive than “Asian”, isn’t “invasive” also less hurtful and offensive than “illegal”?
    That would mean that there are no “illegal aliens”, they’re actually “invasive aliens”, no?

    • Pegs Bels

      Yes! Spot on.

      • DesertCobra

        Leave the spots out of this. They’re quite tasty!

    • Phil Dych

      Post of the year!

    • jdaily

      yes but youre implying that theyve done damage…

      • IHWIP

        not necessarily. They are coming in and competing with the natives for resources, thus threatening the well-beings of native populations. ;)

        • http://www.bcarr.com/ Brendon Carr

          They took your jobs.

          • MCameron

            DEYTERKERRRJERRRRBS!!!

        • MCameron

          Can we not use the term “Native” … I find that rather hurtful & offensive…

          • hihowareya

            Would you prefer cliff shiter or wagon burner?

        • Rachel Mullins

          Carp eat eggs of other native fish. Between carp, dogfish and garpike it can ruin a lake.

        • jennfire

          Well how about that. It seems to be understood for the fish.But what about the people when invasion happens to us?

      • Bongo Bob

        And they do! What is your problem with that?

      • John Best

        They are both parasites destroying the environment and taking resources from those already there.

      • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

        Implying? I can tell you as a fact they are causing damages, loss of jobs, loss of income and wages and the loss of life as well.

        • jdaily

          you say this but provide no evidence.

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            You want evidence?
            Wow!
            2010 we had a flood of criminal border jumpers come into the state of SC, my State, not Mexico…
            Within just a month my daughter who is a professional freelance painter was making $20 an hour, she was lucky to get $10 after they came into this state illegally criminally.
            She even had one of the greedy construction companies job interviewers laugh at her for requesting $12 an hour stating, yea lady right, we can get painters for under minimum wage now, indirectly speaking of the criminal border jumpers!
            Then within the third month she and thousands of others in this state starting experiencing job losses, that’s right, people were being fired so the company could criminally hire cheaper labor, as well as South Carolinian’s finding it harder to get work because criminals were being hired in their stead and you want evidence…
            I’m going to be nice here, but I have to tell you this as a fact. You a blind fool if you think for a moment that these criminal border jumpers and their illegal children aren’t hurting this nation, and God help you for the stupidity you possess if you actually buy into it!

          • jdaily

            im not blind, i know this happens and i agree with you that illegal border crossing is wrong. but we cant change the fact that theyre here. your anger is misplaced. WHY ARENT YOU ANGERED BY THE LAWBREAKING AMERICANS WHO HIRE THESE PEOPLE UNDER THE TABLE???

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            I never stated you were blind, I said you are a blind fool, “if you think for a moment that these criminal border jumpers and their illegal children aren’t hurting this nation….
            If they weren’t here illegally, then they wouldn’t be taken advantage of, especially by the greedy politicians and businesses.

          • jdaily

            “I never stated you were blind, I said you are a blind fool” you do realize the stupidity there dont you?

            and you still are ignoring my point.

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            Now you are being ridiculous condescending, and taking my text out of its entirety!~

            Let me try this once more.
            `I said you are a blind fool “IF” you think for a moment these criminal border jumpers and their children aren’t hurting this Nation!

            Now, “IF” you believe they aren’t a strain on this nation, then yes, your a damn fool!

            And ignorant?
            I have followed each of your post and responded likewise to your comments…

          • Jermany Ash

            IWE NEED TO CHANGE THe NAME OF THIS SITE TO THE YOUNG RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVES — YOU KNOW YOUR MOMMA WAS AGAINST
            MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, JFK, AND OTHER OTHERS WHO SUPPPORTED
            EQUAL RIGHTS. THE NAME SUITES YOUR MOMMY, DADDY, AND NOW YOU — THE
            YOUNG “””RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVE “””. YOU AND PARENTS DON’T SUPPORT
            THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION WITH “EQUAL RIGHTS” SO GO BACK TO GERMANY YOU
            RACIST BIGOTS……. PLAIN AND SIMPLE BE REAL, AND EMPIRICAL….. GOD IS NOT WHITE…

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            Go back to Mexico and shut the up…What an idiot and this post of yours is befitting of you…
            G-d is not of the flesh….You godless monkey.

            My family was to busy trying to survive to be supportive of anyone but their families and neighbors, they worked hard,long days passionately for this beautiful Republic…Not so we could have a bunch of Rio Grande wet back illegals and criminals flooding over into this Great Nation creating a strain on not only our resources but our American way of life…
            They are taking jobs, lowering wages and eating up what little resources we have left that should go first to our Vets, the the young and elderly…
            My Momma and Poppa you idiot…
            You leave them out of your post you stinking mothers son of a corner lot Jezebel!~

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            By the way…I also refurbish homes after these nasty criminals ruin them! They go in together, whole families of 10-20 and rent homes and move into them without water and electricity because they are criminals and have no ID….They urinate and crap into the tubs, then to mask the odor, they stuff towels underneath the doors…
            The renters make huge profits off these criminals because they of course are hiding from the law, so in truth, I have no sympathy for them either and I charge them dearly for my services, just to make it hurt them…As do those like me in my field!

            And you want evidence!?

            Why, really, what for? If your this blind now, what makes you think you’ll see anything I produce before you?!~

          • jdaily

            I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS HAPPENS BUT CRAPPING IN A BATHTUB IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW. IF YOU WANT TO BE UPSET WITH SOMEONE, BE ANGRY WITH THE RENTERS WHO KNOW THEY ARE IN THE WRONG. LAST I CHECKED REFURBISHING THESE HOMES PAYS YOUR BILLS.

          • http://jericho777.wordpress.com/ Jeffrey Hardin

            No, I’m angry with the criminal border jumpers who have no business coming into this country in the first place!
            And yes, also at the renters and companies hiring these criminals!
            And to make me complacent to this is absolutely unbelievable, your butt backwards to a Sunday go to church meet brother!~
            These are criminals you are defending and people who are absolutely as a fact placing a huge strain on our resources!~

          • justme

            Wow, you’re are an ignorant human. Go away.

      • voncile

        jdaily, you are implying that they’ve done NO damage…?

    • Jason in KT

      I’m voting for “undocumented carp.”

      • shadyspot

        hahaha hehehehehe HAHA

      • Stacey L Fake

        Following that line of thinking, I’m proposing “carp that vote Democrat”.

    • Kristin Thomas

      Actually following the logic, then does that mean they think Asians are invasive??? That alone is more offensive than the original name.

  • Steffy93

    The carp are from Asia, hence the name.
    Please stop trying so hard to find everything offensive!

  • Chad Norton

    Stupid people.

  • Josie O’Flaherty Barry

    Oh yeah…that’s genius…lets suggest that an ASIAN FISH be less offensive by suggesting that the fact its from ASIA makes it INVASIVE and DESTRUCTIVE….so…we are going from geographical name to a descriptive name…Amazing…What freaking geniuses we have in our government…

  • Steve McLaughlin

    Most people just call them carp.. Its more offensive to call them invasive. Because they will end up being called invasive Asian carp.

  • Barbwire Bob

    Another buttthole decision by liberals.

  • Mango

    Boy, Minnesota must be in pretty good shape if this is the drivel that their congressman have time to worry about.

  • Jason

    I know a lot of Asians. In fact, I’m also married to one.

    I have NEVER heard of anyone being offended by the term ‘Asian Carp’.

    This is just frivolous.

    • Bongo Bog

      I have, but only when they misspell “carp”…

  • Press Watchusa

    FRENCH POODLE
    ———–CHINESE PUG
    ——————GERMAN SHEPHERD
    ————————–SIAMESE CATS
    ———————————AFGHAN HOUND
    ————————————–ALASKAN MALAMUTE
    ———————————————AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS IS BEYOND STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!
    - Here’s YOUR sign!
    http://looking4reason.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/stupid3.jpg

    • John Best

      They wouldn’t care about the German and American ones.

    • Armed Grandpappy

      Arabian Horse, Black bass, bloodhound (as opposed to “criphound”), coonhound, the list is endless. This could keep the lawmakers busy till the sun nova’s!

    • Jermany Ash

      THE YOUNG RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVES — YOU KNOW YOUR MOMMA WAS AGAINST
      MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, JFK, AND OTHER OTHERS WHO SUPPPORTED
      EQUAL RIGHTS. THE NAME SUITES YOUR MOMMY, DADDY, AND NOW YOU — THE
      YOUNG “””RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVE “””. YOU AND PARENTS DON’T SUPPORT
      THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION WITH “EQUAL RIGHTS” SO GO BACK TO GERMANY YOU
      RACIST BIGOTS……. PLAIN AND SIMPLE BE REAL, AND EMPIRICAL….. CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS PAPER TO THE YOUNG WHITE RACISTS…LOL

  • Gary

    Crazy, I wonder if the mountain whitefish oppress these poor carp….

  • JCPinCompton

    If I were Asian and they renamed this carp as “invasive”, knowing that it comes from Asia, I would be ultra upset.

  • Oscar C Salinas

    Is the name Hussein offensive?

    • The Realist

      It is to liberals, if you mention the FACT that it’s B. Hussein Obama’s middle name.

      • Oscar C Salinas

        Just wait it may be offensive Black Mail, or Special Delivery (Cesarean birth).

  • Susakajo

    PETA used to regularly go after the name of the town Fishkill, NY as promoting animal cruelty. Never mind that “kill” means stream in Dutch, eg the Catskills, etc.

  • Steve Allen

    I find the party dame of Democratic party offensive because they are anything but democratic I say we can their name to Communist Socialist party that fits them better.

  • Bftsplyx

    Calling a**holes “politicians” is hurtful to a**holes.

    • Lisa L. Rose-Hawkins

      LMAO! Thank you!

  • SKinMD

    This PC stuff has gone way beyond the pale! We’re getting to the point that you might as well sit in a corner and not speak at all, for fear of “offending” one person who thinks it’s nasty. Let’s get back to reality and stop wasting our time on this. (Uh oh, I’m sure I’ve offended someone, now.)

  • Jim Quillen

    if onlythe idiotic liberal would go extinct

    • Yomomma

      they are the only invasive species

  • Kevin Looker

    When are they gonna do something about “Cracker Barrel”?!?!?

  • Gene Ricky Shaw

    Yeah, nothing offensive about “invasive” being in your name!

    • Yomomma

      it refers to the carp and nothing else

  • sullijwiii

    HAHAHAHAHAHA and LOL – Do we have idiots in our government? How many Asians did he ask if they were offended? I want to pass a bill that his last name of Hoffman is offensive as it seems he would hoff (sounds like cough) all over a man. Let’s get really stupid about this.

  • Jack Riley

    how about those Swedish meatballs?

    • Yomomma

      German chocolate cake.

      • Danae Summers

        French Fries.

        • Yomomma

          Belgian waffles. Oh the horror.

  • Dave

    So , are the Democrats calling Asians , “invasive” ? That’d be offensive to me if I were Asian !

    • Yomomma

      basically

  • Amanda Snyder

    …….. Wow……. both my husband and I are like what??Really. This is dumb.

  • Herman Vogel

    So, let’s change the name of the German Cochroach, or the Norwegian Warf Rat, Or the Japanese Beatle, or the English Sparrow. This is bullspit, it is all to get the Asian vote,,,hopefully the Asians KNOW what communism is like and WON’T vote Dumbocrat in Nov or 2016.

  • Nadia

    The world is in such a disarray and the half baked liberals are worried about the name of a fish. Is it any wonder!?

  • Coding Poet

    In South Africa they changed the term “black bag” for our garbage bags to “green bag”. That way we’d only offend aliens if they ever landed.

  • Craig Hansen

    There is a “more offensive” fish native to North America; one I love fishing for, actually.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_crappie

    The very offensively named Black Crappie!

  • Paul Crittenden

    Okay, so it’s the Invasive Carp from Asia. Stupid liberals.

  • chetnapier

    you can stack stupid like cordwood.

    • BigTBoom

      Could stupid be more like grain elevator or sugar dust as opposed to cordwood… normally harmless in small quantities but potentially explosive if allowed to accumulate unchecked.

  • Aaron Hughes

    *face palm*

  • Yomomma

    better change the name of the grass carp. Some stupid liberal might try and smoke it.

  • Yomomma

    what about the black carp??

  • Yomomma

    if i didnt know better i would swear this was from the onion

  • Yomomma

    Soon people with the last name black will have to change their name

  • Yomomma

    When are the libs going to go after Red man chewing tobacco?

    • msjoeshmoe

      Shhhhhhh……..!

  • http://SCOTUS.GOV/ JusticeThomas

    Libs: Good job association Asian with “invasion”. Idiots.

    • Bongo Bob

      You know, I was thinking pretty much along the same lines! Obviously they didn’t think this thing through!

  • http://SCOTUS.GOV/ JusticeThomas

    Blackberry devices are racist and offensive, as are blackheads, black eyed peas, Mexican Food, and Indian burns. We need a language re-write!

  • http://SCOTUS.GOV/ JusticeThomas

    Barack is also offensive to rocks.

  • Fish

    So they are basically saying that Asians are invasive and a nuisance to our nation. Even better.

  • RayNAiken

    Never refer to Native Americans as Indians ever again starting now.
    They are not from India!!!

  • Steve Randolph

    The name “politician” is invasive and hurtful. Therefore we should ban politicians.

    • Armed Grandpappy

      Invasive lawmakers? Just an idea.

  • Mark Douglas

    So one state is trying to change the name everywhere? This is so incredibly stupid that I don’t even know where to start. Feel sorry for Minnesotans.

  • JohnFalcigie

    I want to propose a bill that liberals are no longer called humans, its hurtful and offensive to humans. I propose they be called pond scum (no offense to pond scum)

    • Donna Moll

      Didn’t thousands of pond scum vote in the last election???

  • adakahless

    This is all propaganda to take your minds off what is really happening in the world. :/ Don’t be duped!

    • Slickcommonsense

      And what is happening

  • Ron Handy

    While Rome burns,& is going up in flames, – “Hoffman ” is worried about changing the name of Asian Carp !! The GOV. Is out of control. !!! There is no hope for AMERICA . !!!!

  • Robert Wilson

    Isn’t it more offensive to change Asian to invasive

  • bubba2020

    Oh, its just Minnesota, trying so hard to be as liberal as New York, California, etc. Been laughing at them for years.

  • Joe Smith

    Democrats usually attribute everything bad to white people, but there is already a whitefish.
    I guess this one will have to be called Caucasian fish, or crackerfish.

  • Mitchel Bart

    You got to be frigging kidding me. We have met the enemy and they are us.

  • Mitchel Bart

    Is Siberian Husky offensive, too? How will I ever tell my furry children I can’t call them Siberians anymore.

  • http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/fisherhl Vino

    Do we really pay these people from our tax dollars?

  • JustanotherTaxpayer

    Stupid tree hugging liberals, don’t they have some hippy to go and play with somewhere?

  • A Descato

    What’s next? Italian sausage? Swedish meatballs? French fries!?

  • http://www.shelleybroadway.com/ Shelley

    It was so named because it originated in Asia not because it eats cats…

  • Jon

    Maybe black bass will be the next name change victim, just saying.

  • Talia Carter

    *shakes head* This is what tax dollars are going for

  • feduppianoman

    Since when did calling fish by the name of a continent become hurtful to some people? These people become more disconnected from reality by the hour.

  • brian3446

    some are all ready in the grate lakes and i know how they got there

  • Griff63

    Wouldn’t black carp be just as bad ?

  • Penni Price-Lindsey

    Good grief…more PC crap…it is, what it is!!

  • Shaun Winslow Lafave

    This gets better 1.12 Sec. 2. INVASIVE CARP.

    1.13 The commissioner of natural resources shall not propose laws to the legislature

    1.14 that contain the term “Asian carp.” The commissioner shall use the term “invasive carp”

    1.15 or refer to the specific species in any proposed laws, rules, or official documents when

    1.16 referring to carp species that are not naturalized to the waters of this state.

    Ummm if a carp was born in Minnesota can we still call it a Asain Carp

  • sean1

    Its only a slur if you call it an “oriental” carp. Get it right Quai Lo!

  • Justin Ahlquist

    Lets name it swedish fish cause i love swedish fish and maybe these will taste yummy like swedish fish

  • Craig1748

    Typical politician, nothing better to do that is productive. The guy is definitely a loser as are the people who elected him!!!

  • Justin Ahlquist

    Are rocks offended when I call progressives, “stupid as a box of rocks”?

  • Vikodlak

    Wouldn’t “invasive” carp be hurtful and offensive to Mexicans?

  • xxGuitardudexx

    Good thing it doesn’t hold a trademark on it’s name.

  • Commiefornia

    I just wrote an email to: sen.john.hoffman@senate.mn

    Dear Senator Hoffman,

    I heard you wrote a bill to change the name of the Asian Carp to “Invasive Carp”. Frankly as an Asian I find that offensive. Should I go around and tell people I’m an “Invasive Person” now? You’re an idiot.

    • Jermany Ash

      THE YYYOUNG RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVES — YOU KNOW YOUR MOMMA WAS AGAINST
      MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, JFK, AND OTHER OTHERS WHO SUPPORTED
      EQUAL RIGHTS. THE NAME SUITES YOUR MOMMY, DADDY, AND NOW YOU — THE
      YOUNG “””RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVE “””. YOU AND PARENTS DON’T SUPPORT
      THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION WITH “EQUAL RIGHTS” SO GO BACK TO GERMANY YOU
      RACIST BIGOTS……. PLAIN AND SIMPLE BE REAL, AND EMPIRICAL…..*LOL*

      • jesuspartyof12

        I find the true racists in the world today, are the bemoaning little cry babies screaming racism in every issue brought to debate

  • Weerd Whale

    Crap. I’d hate to see what’s going to happen to anyone with an English bulldog or a Siamese cat…

  • Sister Patriot
  • Jim B

    The Fish Commission of Pennsylvania tried to play god with genetics. Lake Erie was polluted and so walleyes couldn’t breed in Lake Erie. The streams were starting to clean up so they bred the walleye with the Coho that breeds in the streams. They got a Cowall but the fish were too small. They bred it with the largest freshwater fish the Musky to get more size. They ended up with a Cowalski. The only problem was it was so dumb they had to teach them to swim.

  • Porphyry

    I find his actions offensive to *Minnesotans (like me)!*

  • JT Kolt

    Obama needs to change his name as it sounds too Irish and is offensive to them.

  • Jack

    Too bad thats not even an Asian Carp pictured, it is a common carp. Also the story does not include the real reason they want to change it. They want to make it a more attractive name to increase the demand of the meat. It is very good to eat but people will not buy something called “asian carp”. They are wanting it to be called “silverfin”, that way the price will increase on the meat and commercail fisherman will have a reason to start taking them out of rivers and lakes. They are currently very over populated and have no natural enemies. They are VERY dangerous (Youtube search them and you will see what I mean)

  • truthtelleruno

    Asian carp is offensive? What about………………AFRICAN American?

  • radioone

    Once the Libs get our language “purified”, unauthorized books will be next.

  • goyen83

    Well, anyone have any suggestions for what we should call french fries?

  • Shiner

    Of course. I’m not a brain dead liberal. I was being facetious.

  • drew

    Won’t the word invasive offend all the illegals in our country?

  • Thomasinwonderland

    these people are always carping about something

  • MontanaMade

    how about banning that fish all together??!! That invasive piece of crap fish has caused so many problems in the US!!

    But what about the Squaw, or the Crappie?? Aren’t they offensive names too?? the Squaw is an offensive fish anyway… we used to throw them on the shore and let them be coyote food.

    You’d really think these guys have better things to worry about these days… but I guess the wars, economy, scandals every week, unemployment, where to play golf next just aren’t enough to think about- must have more important things to worry about- like the names of offensive FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    it seems like you have to be a special kind of stupid to be a democrat these days.
    geesh…

  • PJParks

    My forehead is now flatter and my desk is a little shorter.

  • PJParks

    How come no one is upset by the “White House?”

    • Common Man

      Because Big Bro lives there now, he “tooks” it from the man.

  • Jason

    Well I am offended that liberals call themselves american, so they need to change their names to unamerican ignorant pansies, there are more issues than this to worry about and the word Asian is not offensive. Changing it from Asian to Invasive to me means that they see Asians as an invasion into America. That is offensive

  • Guest

    Yeah, words are hurting us all…

    • Common Man

      It should read “Krack-Ahhh a Jack-Ahhh,” that way Jesse Jackson could say it.

  • debby

    what is this world coming too? So many many more important things to be worried or upset about. Why are people so touchy anymore? But to let it start going to this, fish? what will it be next? this is unbelievable to say the least.

  • Richard D. Kelly

    Instead of the Redskins..how about Washington Neanderthals?

    • Jess

      Neanderthals would be signing a petition to keep that from happening. They don’t want to be associated with Washington, either.

  • Mark Donaldson

    The end is near…

  • Paul K.

    Seriously, you have nothing better to do than post how moronic politicians are? EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS THAT!!!!
    Get a life… Sheesh!!!

  • patrick quinn

    I thought for sure that you were going to show a “Garfish”..

  • prolife87659877

    i swear to God i wish democrats put as much effort into increasing our freedoms as they do in taking them or in this case wasting time on stupid legislation that does NOTHING!

  • Tammy Seale

    How stupid.

  • FarleyThree

    Yellow Perch?

  • Deborah Watson Steele

    We’re doomed.

  • Manny Laureano

    No. This is a joke. This HAS to be a joke. No, just no.

  • Common Man

    How did America get so full of RETARDS? Did we grow them here, or did we import them? Seriously, these people are not smart enough to breed on their own.

  • Jamal Washington Jr.

    I am deeply offended when I hear someone refer to Hussein Obama as the President of The United States of America. It is just wrong on all lelvels.

  • Adam Sternberg

    It makes you feel good knowing that your tax dollars paid for all of this.

  • Edward Teach

    That tears it!
    I’m going to cut myself a length of wood and sand it smooth.
    then I’m going to drill a hole in one end and attach a piece of leather to serve as a wrist strap.
    Then I’m going to burn the words ‘stupid stick’ into the side of it.
    I’m going to carry it everywhere I go.
    Then whenever I encounter egregious stupidity such as this, the offending stupid is going to get a tune-up!

  • Edward Lewis

    They should now change the name “The Minnesota Vikings” to “”The Vikings” because Minnesotans are ashamed to have such idiotic senators representing their state.

  • wallyj180

    Is it still OK to call Muslims ‘Asians’ when they are invasive ?

  • echo6

    Stupid, stupid, stupid.

  • RevnantDream

    This has become insanity, because the lefty’s believe in word Magic , incantations, twisting words. To them language is used as a club to bludgeon those who fight for truth, or freedom from socialistic viewpoints . They use speech to make evil look good & the opposite. Its the choice of this group for social engineering to make words change meanings, to enforce Jihad against any who are against their agenda.They corrode reality with made up terms..

  • Lou9999

    This has to be a joke…no one is that stupid.

  • Preston Wigginton

    This only happens in multi-racial multi-cultural societies …you asked for it America you got it …

    • Preston Wigginton

      And for a of you that were too scared of being called racist …well today’s victims are tomorrows reactionaries …but most of you deserve a shovel to bury yourself when you be

  • Toots O’toole

    “Invasive” carp will offend bloodthirsty invaders. Like Muslims.

  • Preston Wigginton

    And for a of you that were too scared of being called racist …well today’s victims are tomorrows reactionaries …but most of you deserve a shovel to bury yourself when you become extinct

  • Keith A Mitchell

    bloody idiots, typical of politicians everywhere, better they concentrated on issues such as the economy,education,
    health etc ….oh sorry, forgot, they put those sorts of issues in the ‘too difficult’ box!!!!!

  • Bobd06

    Typical lefties, they don’t look at people as individuals, but as blacks, homosexuals, asians, natives and those despicable whites.

    • WalkingHorse

      The groups are a convenience, a means to an end. The real goal is the eradication of independent individuals.

  • bloodyharry

    how about the jewfish? schools of fish are already holding special events to raise awareness of asian carp co existance plus the Great White Sharks and American White Pelicans are working on changing their status to “sharks and pelicans of indigenous origin”

  • Ratt Stone

    Oh I get it, but down heya in Louisiana it’s Ok to have the ‘White Perch’.

  • lepooner38

    John Hoffman’s (D-MN)………..if he actually had a “D” he would not have introduced this trivial matter to the senate. I guess there are no other issues in MIN that require legislative action?

  • WalkingHorse

    Hmph! I guess they didn’t think the term carp is offensive to radical feminists.

  • http://www.rustedsky.net JLawson

    Ask the fish if it cares.

    If it responds ‘YES!” – ask it to go back where it came from, politely.

    If it stays silent or says ‘NO’ – then rip up this stupid bill. We’ve got 99 problems, but this ain’t one.

  • Lazlo

    Octopus are outraged at the Number Based name we gave them.
    How rude to define a species on the number of limbs.
    They prefer the names: Sea Meister, and Guru of the Deep and Cthulhu

  • SteveP

    More proof that liberalism is a serious and destructive mental illness.

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    If I’m not allowed to call a spade a spade then I will be forced to explain via definition.

  • J.J. Sefton

    I’m offended by Italian Parsley. And if you don’t like that, I’ll have your legs broken.

  • deimos19

    german potato salad anyone? Russian dressing? I remember in my long haired maggot infested FM days, I smoked Thai stick. anyone play Chinese checkers?

  • Roberto Canivel Vicencio

    Call it congressman or senator. Or better yet bottom feeder, but I repeat myself.

  • Dennis R Mazza

    How bout Liberal Carp

  • losingusa

    coo coo sicko

  • An American

    And how much did it cost the Taxpayers to change the name?

  • Lori

    Oh brother! Maybe they better change the name of the Asian flu, too!

  • Maryann Amoroso

    I think Deported Carp would be better!

  • Liitj

    Let’s not hurt the feelings of the people that are from the continent of Asia.

  • jaypnc

    Idiots like this hack are offensive …

  • Joe Ilbery

    From this point on I will be referred to “American Saltine” instead of “Cracker” or just plain ol’ “White Devil” works too……….

  • Asian Man

    I’m Asian. I really could care less what it’s called.

  • Guest

    Asian Carp bad. Invasion Carp good? Following that reasoning, is African American Bad, but Invasion American good?

    Minnesota elected Al Franken. No matter how stupid an Invasion Carp is, electing Al Franken was vastly MORE stupid.

  • WayneH

    “Slanty eyed carp”?

  • Gary Warren

    Asian Carp bad. Invasive Carp good? Following that reasoning, is African American Bad, but Invasive American good? Please inform Al Sharpton.

    Minnesota elected Al Franken. No matter how stupid an Invasive Carp is, electing Al Franken was vastly MORE stupid.

  • floridapossum

    Those fish are pissed, they feel they have been assimilated and robbed of their true identity. They told me so!

  • kerryberger

    I don’t think it is an issue of offensiveness, but to help Americans realize that these species of carp are not native to the US and should be removed from our waterways. I think the reporting here is deceptive.

  • 1TSMommy

    Rose by any other name…

    • Debra Oneil

      is still an invasive species. hey, I have a thought.. lets call it the asian carp… it may feel bullied and go home!

  • Tracy Buster Hayes

    as an Asian, i’m offended they are changing the name.

  • Pat Warden

    They should have renamed it “typical democrat” because it is squeezing the life out of American resources.

  • Cause_I_Can

    Bit of a waste of time. Its an asian carp from asia about knowing its origins. There are plenty of species with their origins in the name. Giant african snail, european gypsy moth, mexican fruit fly. Waste of time.

  • bogopogo

    I’m thinking the term “Minnesota State Senator” is pretty hurtful to me…

  • Chad

    Yeah, lets waste time with that! There are real people loosing their lives to reckless Hamas attacks but, no lets rename a fish….IDIOTS!!!!!

  • FlyinSwabbie

    Certainly the name is racist; if they were not destroying the much more valuable lake whitefish, they would just be called plain old carp! (never mind that their names long predate the introduction of the alien, err, “undocumented” species into the threatened species’ environs…)

  • MurrayJohnson

    It’s an undocumented carp.

  • Paul

    Life needed, inquire with in to the office of John Hoffmann (D-MN)…

  • Fedupwdumbos

    LMAO, Liberals need to start working….they have too much time on their hands!!!

  • Harold Patterson

    Who is next for a name change? Suckers, large mouth bass, great “WHITE” sharks,? These people are efing crazy.

    • Debra Oneil

      to what… the privileged shark? cracker fish? we should lobby for some of these changes… to show how stupid you have to be to buy into this crap!

  • Aeffesstoo

    Who knew that a fish could be racist?

  • Wareagle82

    and these are people elected to make decisions for others. I’m beginning to think that politics is increasingly dominated by morons and sociopaths because normal people want no part of it.

  • Vunderlak

    And stop calling them carp! That is offensive! We now refer to all fish as the “F” creatures,you gun toting racist fishing right wing nuts.

  • RavviOli

    If it is hurtful to you, go home. Get a life. They are more important issues for us to tackle than worrying about hurt feelings.

  • Jamroast

    So this affects you negatively how? How? If this affects you please say…Or you can just STFU

  • Will Buckingham

    Your inability to view anything from any perspective other than your own continues to be impressive. Also, this is a non-story that happened a month ago, slow news day, Young Cons?

  • Rodney Campbell

    Funny how we view the carp. In Asian countries they eat the damn things. The only thing wrong with carp is they are bony, ” as in lots of bones “, fish. But, they taste like fish.

  • Ballistic45

    The Mental Illness of Liberalism is marked by their need to control everything around them, even the names of anything is under their control, what people eat, what is permissible as team names in sports and on and on it goes all hiding behind the illusion that someone maybe offended if their demands are not met… Sicko Bastards are a Plague upon us…

  • Tom Fisher

    What a colossal waste of time. I hope Hoffman is voted right out of office.

  • AZJackalope

    If it’s invasive and hurtful maybe the Obama Carp? His policies have been invasive to every part of what is American. He has been hurtful to all nationalities.

  • Ajt

    Are we allowed to call illegal immigrant fish “Wetbacks” or is that still offensive? I’m so confused?

  • llMarryMeAidenLeell

    ……………is this real life

  • Kent Taylor

    Spare me the waste of the taxpayers money and time.

  • Bill Bush

    Is Brain Dead Liberal offensive to anyone, or is it just the truth?

  • Donna Moll

    The Asian carp came from Asia. Asians come from Asia. If they are sensitive about anything coming from Asia being called Asian, I really don’t know what to tell them. Perhaps the Asian carp should now be called the Invasive, Horrible John Hoffman Killer Karp. Asians should be OK with that. Now let’s talk about Spanish fly and German measles . . . . .

  • Monika Woods

    poor fish, now its feelings are hurt.

  • Romeo Sirate

    Just call Asian Crap!

  • Kristen Waller

    i just call em carp good eating if deboned and smoked then fried

  • notaprogressive

    It truly must be a mental disorder!

  • KATHLEEN CRAIGIE

    LIBTARDS
    WANT TO BE THE P.C. “HALL MONITORS” FOR THE WORLD….. EVERY SPECIAL
    “VICTIMS” GROUP IS THEIR FAVOURITE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH…..
    RIDICULOUS!!!!
    THESE PEOPLE REALLY MUST BE LIVING IN LA LA LAND IF THEY THINK THIS
    IS THE MOST CRITICAL THING THERE IS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT!!!!!!!!

  • KATHLEEN CRAIGIE

    H E L L O ??????? IT’S * A * * F I S H *** !!!!

  • Paul Crowe

    Dear God and you pay their wages! I think that the idiot who brought this in want taking away by the men in white coats and putting in a padded cell!!!!

  • MyNightmare

    “Now more than ever before, the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness and corruption. If it be intelligent, brave and pure, it is because the people demand these high qualities to represent them in the national legislature…. If the next centennial does not find us a great nation … it will be because those who represent the enterprise, the culture, and the morality of the nation do not aid in controlling the political forces.” James Garfield, the twentieth president of the United States, 1877

  • Shi

    How about calling it the Muslim terrorist sympathizer carp? You can just call it a Barry fish

  • Tony DeHart

    politically correctness is so stupid. face it if your 4′ 5″ your short not vertically challenged. Sorry if that hurts your feelings shorty. The thing about this whole “illegal alien” deal where they want the people of this great country to not say illegal? I have no problem with that. Those that enter this country illegally. criminal alien be calling a spade a spade?

  • Shang Kwon Phat

    Invasive Asian Carp…works for me.

  • Krazee Red

    With all the crap going on in the world right now some idiot brought this to the top of the list ? Change the name of a fish because the name could offend some people? We have major issues with our borders right now. Changing the name of this fish won’t stop this fish from destroying our lakes. Why don’t they do something about that. No, they’d rather sit on their butts thinking up stupid stuff, like this name change of this fish. (I doubt the fish cared what it was called) While we are being flooded with illegals that are going to be given free living accommodations, free healthcare, free food and they won’t even have to lift a finger to do anything to get it. Oh, that’s right, we will be working and paying in more taxes to support these people. I imagine the cartels are coming too. Before long we will be a third world country. Broke and starving!

  • Ryan Tippens

    undocumented carp?

  • gabbieone

    This is exactly what’s wrong with our country, idiot dems in senate, and Mn.

  • Tim Kreger

    There is trouble in…Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran wants to destroy the world with nuclear bombs, Hamas is bent on the destruction of Israel, North Korea is run by an idiot, oil prices bounce up and down like a beach ball, there are illegals flooding across the borders, various scandals through out our government, the weakest and worst president is running this great country into the ground…and we are worried about the name of a god damn FISH, because it might be offensive? Tell me this article is just a joke? We need to start thinning the gene pool and get these idiots out of office! Rant over!

  • Craig Masserant

    We are no longer going to be calling the big game cat cougar a cougar as we might offend the 40-60 year old women who chose to date men in their 20s. From now on we shall call the cat a Demi Moore or the J Lo.

  • geo1

    What about the “Squaw Fish” native to the San Juan River in northwestern NM??? LOL!

  • Dang

    I would have gone with Oriental Carp.

  • Kevin thew

    I bet there really good at math.

  • Robert LaRochelle

    Massive damage? Invasive? Could call ‘em, “Border Carp.”

    • TxWrstmkr

      Dreamer Carp! Undocumented Carp?

  • Yo momma

    well actually, siberian tiger was changed forever ago…its actually the amur tiger

  • Alex Doyle

    Invasive Carp isn’t gonna work either. Its offensive to all the illegal aliens who are invading us.

  • WendyHurts

    I have to admit I thought they were thinking of changing the name of the “crappie”…

  • afftongrown

    Don’t they have more important issues to address? Can’t believe this takes precident over everything going on in this country at this time! Time for a complete upheaval of our Congress and Senate!

  • Jermany Ash

    Historically White Europeans have always interjected and projected their personal inhumane, racist, and small minded racist stereotypes into the Naming, Labeling, and nomenclature of various objects, scientific fields, and other phenomena. For example “White Jesus” how egotistical and neurotic do you have to be to make God and God’s son from a non-white Semitic religion in your own image. What about Black Devil, Africanize bees, dark savage, “invasive asian”, etc. White people are sick .. if you can’t see the racist sickness and inhumanity of White Europeans then your probably either White or not well informed on the topic. If this is liberal then obvious the conservative is a White Racist….. lol We could change the name to racist white fish… lol That’s not offensive, or evil white devil, inbreed albino monkey who migrated from africa, etc. Whats in a a name? Right?

    • TxWrstmkr

      And the Racist pot is calling the kettle black? Way to show tolerance their Mr. Ash! At least you have that transparency working for ya. We can see right through you.

      • TxWrstmkr

        Does the name “Rat” offend you DemocRATS?

  • Jermany Ash

    THE YOUNG RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVES — YOU KNOW YOUR MOMMA WAS AGAINST MARTIN LUTHER KING, MALCOLM X, JFK, AND OTHER OTHERS WHO SUPPPORTED EQUAL RIGHTS. THE NAME SUITES YOUR MOMMY, DADDY, AND NOW YOU — THE YOUNG “””RACIST WHITE CONSERVATIVE “””. YOU AND PARENTS DON’T SUPPORT THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION WITH “EQUAL RIGHTS” SO GO BACK TO GERMANY YOU RACIST BIGOTS……. PLAIN AND SIMPLE BE REAL, AND EMPIRICAL…..

    • TxWrstmkr

      Wrong again, Democrats were against them. Look it up nimrod.

    • jerrywg

      What’s that got to do with a fish?

  • jesuspartyof12

    I say we dispence with all the politics and just go strait to the blood bath. A good cleansing is needed in this country so people learn to appreciate what we had in this country before everyone turned into whining ads titbags.

  • Philip Eccles

    What about the poor crappie?

  • jerrywg02

    Red Snapper?
    White Bass?
    African glass fish?
    African Lungfish?
    Alewife? Now we’re bashing married women!
    American Sole? Uh oh!
    Angelfish? Oops. Now we’re bringing religion into the picture!
    Billfish? People named Bill will be offended.
    Black Swallower? ???
    Dwarf gourami and the Dwarf Loach? Now known as the Little person fish?
    Devil ray? Religion again!
    Jewfish? Oh no!

    I could go on but I only made it through J.

  • Mike Kelley

    Oriental Carp

  • MCameron

    Wonder what they call this fish over in the part of Asia where they come from ??

  • Missmirandak

    So with this logic I should be offended by being labeled an American citizen…

  • GreatSave

    Thought for sure before I read it the fish was a sucker fish and Liberals felt it offended prostitutes.

  • gladtoberetired

    fukin morons

  • Fothergillgirl

    This is what John Hoffman contributes to America, using valuable time and resources?

  • Joseph Miller

    Ok this elected official has officially drank the koolaid. Time to give him his mess and retire him to the funny farm!

  • nathan mccreery

    Well, that’s the state that gave us Al Franken and Jesse “The Body” Ventura, of fame for suing the widow of a fallen American Hero. Why would we expect anything else. Can we give them to Canada?

  • Illyduss

    I believe that the fish was just reclassified as “invasive” so that an action plan to protect the natural environment could be passed. Since there is not a BILL NUMBER or LINK TO THE BILL I had to do my own research and here is what I found:
    http://files.dnr.state.mn.us/natural_resources/invasives/aquaticanimals/asiancarp/asiancarpactionplan.pdf

  • Reddwarf

    Doesn’t the BS ever end?

  • Reptile Man

    Speaking English will be hurtful and offensive next.

  • Becky Cheney

    So I guess they are saying Asians are invasive? Isn’t that more offensive? Sounds like liberal logic to me.

  • James Maughan

    Guess theres nothing of real importance that needs to be taken care of in this country anymore.

  • Ted Pendlebury

    So they’re saying Asians are invasive. That’s not very nice.

  • Engine J Hammer

    Am Asian…. but this is hilarious… btw it does not offend me at all… can’t stop laughing tough…. what’s happening to the liberals in US…. God Bless

  • Orion Eddlemon

    As an Asian American I am only offended that the liberals assume we are that sensitive!

  • Herman LaClair

    Tasmanian Devil?

  • mel

    Goofy jizbots!

  • Christopher Lee Hartsock

    I guess there’s not enough for the Senate to do. Re-naming fish, WAY HIGH on the list of this country’s priorities.

  • CJ King

    The Goliath Grouper used to be called the Jewfish.

  • Richard Smith

    I agree. Just rename it the chinkfish.

  • atom

    please change the name of american fries as well…. that might offend some people too….

  • Richard

    Well, then, I suppose “Asian Cuisine” will also need to be changed? Or, “Mexican Cuisine”? The politically correct libtards have again shown why liberalism is a personality disorder.

  • KC Reed

    What about the Jew fish? I’m surprised it has kept that name for as long as it has.

  • goatchain

    that is a grass carp not an asian carp…..this is an asian carp

  • Gwen Megale

    Obviously we just need to ban all adjectives :-)

  • Mark Heath

    Would one not be thinking at this point that our government has more important matters to attend to than worrying about a fish that was turned loose here by people who don’t belong here or follow the law. An example: Go to an Asian restaurant and they don’t take checks or cards of any type, only cash. These people are not paying income taxes.

  • Corey

    Eventually they’ll go after our beloved BALD EAGLE.

  • LaQueefa Matumba

    Because there is nothing more pressing to discuss on the Senate floor…

  • Larry Conner

    They probably should change the name from “suckers” to Republican, because that is what our party is now….

  • mikesensei

    Let’s hope they don’t find out about chubs.

  • Jeffrey Kuhl

    Oh for the love of Christ…..

  • Cordell West

    we are screwed

  • Delphi Programmer

    Good grief. What if liberals were around when the Dodo Bird was still living?

  • Marcia Kroemer

    This is simply asinine. Can’t they find something worthwhile to do with their time?

  • Mary Pearce

    What is going to happen to the Black Bass ?

  • Sopha Robledo

    Stupid Liberals, I am NOT OFFENDED by the name. Another example of Liberals making a big issue out of nothing. I don’t appreciate you using us as a weapon for your petty, liberal agenda.

  • Grant Hildabrand

    My feelings are hurt that there is a fish called a shellcracker.

  • Blue Nintynine

    as a american with scandinavian roots, i find the NFL name minnesota ‘Vikings’ to be very offensive. i mean the Vikings were a proud, strong and Fierce. not these losers in purple. i find it very disrespectful to my people, and makes me embarrassed of my rich viking heritage.

    unless these losers start playing better. i think a better name would be the “Minnesota Loons, (altho that might be offensive to canadians, since loons come from Canada.) ok.. how about the Minnesota Liberals? that might work.

    My next idea is that i think its unfair that not all teams get a trophy. Imagine all the players and now bad they feel when they dont win. i mean there are 32 teams? why not have 32 lombardi trophys? Everyone should at least get participation ribbons, Anyone that wants to play should also get to play.

    we can make this world a better place for all. stop with the racist and disrespectful names. Im looking right at you “Cleveland Browns”. i mean…cant we all just get along?

  • Dave Landry

    REALLY???? THIS IS YOUR TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK!!! Next thing they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys….cause they play so bad I know it has got to offend some cowboys somewhere….WHO DAT!

  • Patrick

    These idiot Liberals better be looking for a job, because tax payers are going to be cleaning house of this crap.